In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
hrhchriscolfer #Disneyland will always be my favorite place on Earth! #ImagineerAtHeart
kurt gen week: musical theatre
↳ “…when viewers look back on this episode, what they’ll remember first is Kurt singing that song from ‘Sunset Boulevard,’ claiming it, and shifting its meanings around to tell his story. In the stage musical, the song entombed faded silent film star Norma Desmond within her own sad fantasies of a comeback. It was a song of delusion, written with great sympathy for Norma. But Chris Colfer turns ‘As If We Never Said Goodbye’ into a valentine to self-knowledge and self-improvement — and a young, gay singer’s dream of treating the world as a stage and commanding it like a star.” (X)
KURTBASTIAN AU | Kurt Hummel and Sebastian Smythe are well-known models who happen to work at the same agency and lately have been doing a lot of different photoshoots together due to their chemistry. Which everyone thought it was friendly at first, but after the two of them interact so much on social media and are seen so much together; their fans and the media start to speculate if they’re friends or if they’re anything more. Making them to be quite the popular ship among the fans and hot topic for the press.
"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! wakes up staring at a ceiling that is not my own ..did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you"
oh god TOO REAL